johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

(Source: kosukeueki, via departured)

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endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014, via lubricates)

56,442 notes

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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(via phobias)

49,457 notes

bitrates:

It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.

(Source: bitrates, via crystallized-teardrops)

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derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

(via guy)

346,506 notes

thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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(via crystallized-teardrops)

336,420 notes

officialsharks:

if u ever purposefully hurt an animal in front of me i will punch u so fuckin fast ill break the fuckin sound barrier dont fuckin test me watch ur back pal

(via mediocrepoppunk)

116,648 notes

saladfanclub:

when u see other ppl whos urls look just like urs

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(Source: 6yr, via ant0rm)

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